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Where should we go?

Blue field looks

kind of full.

Face Morph

Oak Tree

Correctly Displaying the American Flag

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When did that happen?

I am the Flag

NJ has 8,729 square miles

NJ population is 8,958,013

Doing the math: 8,958,013 / 8,729

There are 1,026.23 people in NJ per square mile

NJ is still the most densely populated state in

the United States.

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Benjamin Franklin - 5 cent stamp (shown left)
George Washington - 10 cent stamp (shown right)

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What do you see?

"I see your Charmin and raise you 2 Angel Soft"

Comic Corner

1. The Grand Canyon

2. The Lincoln Memorial

3. Death Valley

4. Albert Einstein's House

5. Mount Rushmore

6. Grant's Tomb (Ulysses S. Grant)

7. Washington's Crossing

8. Liberty Bell

9. Hoover Dam (AKA: Boulder Dam)

10. The Pentagon

America's National Tree

John Mulaney

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A. George S. Patton

B. Abraham Lincoln

C. Theodore Roosevelt

D. Hillary Rodham Clinton

E. Eleanore Roosevelt

F. Donald Trump

G. Bill O'Reilly

H. George H. W. Bush

I. Bill Clinton

J. Ronald Reagan

First Stamps of the United States (1847)

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1. President Abraham Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theater.

2. Pearl Harbor was attacked.

3. Christopher Columbus reached The New World.

4. The shoot out with the Earps at the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona.

5. B-29 bomber drops the atomic bomb over the city of Hiroshima, Japan.

6. General George Washington commences his crossing of the Delaware.

7. President Ronald Reagan's speech telling Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall.

8. Lewis and Clark depart St. Louis, Missouri to explore the North West from the Mississippi River to the Pacific Ocean.

9. Boston Tea Party commenced where 342 chests of tea were thrown into the harbor.

10. On March 03, 1931 President Hoover signed into law, "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the National Anthem. But on what date did Frances Scott Key compose the lyrics?

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Alfred Eisenstaedt

Never Doubt The Force Of The United States Of America

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1. I shot and mortally wounded Alexander Hamilton in Weehawken, NJ on 7-11-1804 in a duel.

2. At the Battle of Bunker Hill, I said, "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes."

3. I was a famous "conductor" of the Underground Railroad leading hundreds of slaves to freedom.

4. I flew a kite during a thunderstorm and collected a charge when it was struck by lightening.

5. I was the first real person and US President to have my face appear on a regular issue American coin.

6. On 6-17-1886 I arrived in the US in 350 pieces. I am a short 151 feet tall.

7. With the Sons of Liberty, I in 1773 boarded 3 ships in the Boston harbor and threw chests of tea overboard.

8. Yeah, I was the first US President to be impeached. It happened in 1868.

9. I died at the Battle of the Little Bighorn (Crazy Horse was there too)

10. I was sworn in as President after John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

11. I famously stated, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

12. I famously stated, "The only thing you have to fear, is fear itself." I am also the longest running President.

13. My signature is the largest on the Declaration of Independence.

14. I was the first President to die in office and I was the shortest running President. (Hint: 9th President)

15. I don't like broccoli.

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Lee Greenwood

Hillary / Donald

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Who am I?

1775

Why is yawning so contagious?

A. Andrew Johnson

B. Harriet Tubman

C. John Hancock

D. Theodore Roosevelt

E. George H. W. Bush

F. Aaron Burr

G. George Armstrong Custer

H. William Prescott

I. William Henry Harrison

J. Franklin D. Roosevelt

K. Lyndon B. Johnson

L. Statue of Liberty

M. President Lincoln

N. Benjamin Franklin

O. Samuel Adams

Top 10 United States Exports

2019

Where Am I?

A. Pennsylvania

B. California / Nevada (mostly in CA)

C. New York

D. Arizona

E. New Jersey / Pennsylvania

F. South Dakota

G. New Jersey

H. Nevada / Arizona

I. Washington, DC

J. Virginia

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One is Dwight Schrute from The Office while the other is Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the House.

1959

Sebastian Maniscalco

1. "I'm really rich."

2. "At this point, what difference does it make."

3. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

4. "Read my lips, no new taxes."

5. "Caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone."

6. "I will not exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

7. "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

8. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

9. "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God

that such men lived."

10. "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

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1. Machinery including computers: US$205.9 billion (12.5% of total exports)
2. Mineral fuels including oil: $199.7 billion (12.1%)
3. Electrical machinery, equipment: $173.2 billion (10.5%)
4. Aircraft, spacecraft: $136 billion (8.3%)
5. Vehicles: $133 billion (8.1%)
6. Optical, technical, medical apparatus: $90.8 billion (5.5%)
7. Plastics, plastic articles: $64.9 billion (3.9%)
8. Gems, precious metals: $59.6 billion (3.6%)
9. Pharmaceuticals: $53.6 billion (3.3%)
10. Organic chemicals: $39.3 billion (2.4%)

Hey, who said that?

A. June 12, 1987

B. August 06, 1945

C. September 14, 1814

D. May 14, 1804

E. April 14, 1865

F. October 12, 1492

G. December 16, 1773

H. October 26, 1881

I. December 07, 1941

J. December 25, 1776

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When displaying the American Flag in a manner other than being flown from a staff, it should be displayed flat whether indoors or out. When displayed either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the union should be uppermost and to the flag's own right, that is, to the observer's left. When displayed in a window it should be displayed in the same way, that is with the union or blue field to the left of the viewer in the street.

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V-J Day

Times Square

Published in Life

1945

The Liberty Bell

"I'm sorry, did you just say 57 states?"

This plane had 5 passengers on board: President Donald J. Trump, The Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton and a 10-year-old schoolgirl. The plane is soon to crash and there are only 4 parachutes available for them.

Dr. Fauci said, "I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID-19!" He straps on a parachute and jumps out.

The Pope said, "I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through this global health crisis that is COVID-19!" He take a parachute and jumps out.

Hillary Clinton said, "I need one, I am the smartest woman in the United States!" She takes one and jumps out.

President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old schoolgirl. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I have lived my life, your is only starting." --- The child replies, "Don't worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack."